RED LIGHT DISTRICT
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A robin makes a home inside a Downtown traffic light.
It's not because the stuff available at the concession stands is any more stale or chewy than the pseudo-Styrofoam offered in most arenas, but because some fans are more inclined to toss it onto the visiting team's bench than down their throats.
From text messaging to on-demand televised replays, the Penguins not only want the building to showcase the team but cutting-edge technology as well.
A judge balks when "MFONE" suggests he doesn't understand the agreement.